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sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.

(via uhohsupergay)

— 34 minutes ago with 668909 notes

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

— 35 minutes ago with 32926 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via jimmyjamjimjohn)

— 37 minutes ago with 73060 notes
darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

— 40 minutes ago with 165690 notes

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

(via black-nata)

— 40 minutes ago with 30147 notes

texasenchantment:

-hewastheirfriend:

estegrimshaw:

BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP

NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP

this show made me so fucking uncomfortable 

(Source: seokxiu, via theawkwardwhovian)

— 12 hours ago with 189172 notes

awk0sassmaster:

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

that was wild from start to finish

(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via theawkwardwhovian)

— 12 hours ago with 194500 notes

mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

(Source: youngporcelainreynolds, via theawkwardwhovian)

— 12 hours ago with 63666 notes

Beans just killed it for me!

(Source: phatjesus, via theawkwardwhovian)

— 12 hours ago with 603062 notes

mickeyandcompany:

Villains Week: Day 6 - Best villain death/defeat

(via bonnieeees)

— 12 hours ago with 216 notes
The next Bachelor.

The next Bachelor.

(Source: leikotomago)

— 12 hours ago with 52 notes

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

(via theawkwardwhovian)

— 12 hours ago with 36839 notes